The Crash
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Read between November 29 - December 3, 2025
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“If you light a candle before you chop onions, it burns off the toxins so your eyes don’t water.”
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He often stays later when a storm is moving in to help stray motorists who get stuck.
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“Of course. I’m not mentally ill.”
Aleiaha
Bitch, please.
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Damn, why did Dennis have to come over here?
Aleiaha
🤣
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He doesn’t know exactly what I’m planning, but it’s nothing he wants to be part of. Unfortunately, that’s not how marriage works.
Aleiaha
Crazy lady
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And when she told me nobody would miss her if she was gone, it was like she was giving us permission to…well, you know.
Aleiaha
Really crazy lady 🤓
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Soon our family will be complete, just as my mother foretold.
Aleiaha
Crazy as hell
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Maybe Hank had a point—maybe we have gone too far.
Aleiaha
How is this we!?!? Bitch snapped