The Crash
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His intentions could be entirely innocent. Maybe he’s visiting a friend in the building. Maybe he’s an undercover cop. (Not likely.) Maybe he’s… Well, I can’t think of what else someone might be doing here at nine thirty in the evening. My point is he isn’t necessarily here to mug me.
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I am nearly eight months pregnant.
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I avoid looking at him, like I’ve learned to do over the years with dozens of other creepy men, but I can feel his eyes following me.
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He is not, by the way, the father of my unborn child. He’s not my boyfriend either.
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Soon, I’m going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams. And it’s all because of the baby growing inside me.
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asked Dr. Google, and I didn’t like anything they had to say. It could be a blood clot in my lungs. It could be heart failure. It could be tuberculosis.
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That’s why I don’t even feel one scrap of guilt about the payday coming my way.
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I’ve been having nightmares.
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Simon slipped something into my drink. And then when we got back to my hotel room, he… Oh God.
saturn'✴︎.
callllllled it
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“Smelled him? Tegan, is there…do you think there’s any chance you could just be, well, imagining this?”
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Fucking hate men
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I get an uneasy feeling in the pit of my stomach.
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This man is going to kill me. But not before he does whatever he wants to me.
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I’ve listened to enough true crime podcasts to know where this is going.
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Well obviously you have not actually listened to enough true crime
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I’ll be out of here by the morning at least.
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you literally wont be
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Anyway, I’ll be at the hospital by tomorrow morning.
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After all, Hank can’t keep me here forever.
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he literally can
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“If you light a candle before you chop onions, it burns off the toxins so your eyes don’t water.”
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fr?
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And when she got very sick near the end, Hank and I converted our basement into a hospital room for her.
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Then I press it. I’m not interested in talking to Angela again.
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???
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Not that I thought about it. Not recently anyway.
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im pretty sure i watched a criminal minds episode just like this
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Poor me—I’m too fertile, I’ve got too much money in the bank, and every time I eat a slice of chocolate cake, I lose two pounds!
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valid crash out
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and I ended up fishing out two tablets of Benadryl.
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girl
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“Of course. I’m not mentally ill.”
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i beg to differ
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Of course, I have no intention of calling for an ambulance. She’s not leaving her basement anytime soon. But the longer I can keep Tegan happy, the easier this will be.
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girl you crazy
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She’s terrified of him, which is a bit ironic since he’s the one who wants to bring her to the hospital. But she doesn’t know that.
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She’s risking her own safety by incurring his wrath in order to protect me.
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YOU ARE SO DUMB