Tegan Werner claimed she was married, but I suspect she lied. She doesn’t have a wedding band after all. And when I asked her, she hesitated a bit too long. And she’s so young. I don’t think she’s married. I think she’s one month away from becoming a single mother. A single mother who carries around a full flask in her purse. Who drives recklessly into a blizzard. A liar.
Oh gosh she wants the kid
