Wrangled by the Alien Rancher (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides, #2)

by Ursa Dax

A husband? Actually making you happy? What the fuck kind of crazy-ass planet had I landed on?

And really, what is one little, insignificant murder on my record? It only happened once.”

LOL

There is a very good chance I’m about to marry the biggest alien dope in this entire colony. But apparently, I was still intent on marrying him. God fucking help me.

I would honour any and all of my wife’s customs. Especially any that would hopefully end with me getting to put my cock inside her.

Best line ever!

“Do you have any other tips for me? About having a human wife?” “The soft parts on their chests are not called udders,” he said.

I love the humor in this book!

“A man could read a thousand books on human women and never be any closer to actually understanding them. You’ll have to learn through trial and error and making a complete fool of yourself.”

So true!

First my cock. Now my stupid thumbs. What other parts of my body was I going to lose control of around my wife?

“I can be a provider for you, Darcy. Let me.”

Oh, no. Absolutely not. I was not going to get turned on by my own husband.