Wrangled by the Alien Rancher (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides, #2)

by Ursa Dax

Outgoing Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois: Real talk. Is Silar super nice? Because Fallon is super fucking nice and I don’t know what to do about it. Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson: Silar is the best, kindest man I’ve ever known. Outgoing Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois: OK… Hey, also, wtf is with the white glowing eyes? I keep meaning to ask Fallon and getting distracted by other stuff. It always happens when he’s looking at me. Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson: It happens when they feel strong emotions. Anger, surprise. Sexy, smushy feelings for their gorgeous human wife <3 Outgoing Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois: Oh God. Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson: Fallon luuuuurves you. He’s obsessed with you. He wants to get into your tight, human pants. Outgoing Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois: Please stop. Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson: Fallon and Darcy, sitting in a shuttle. Kissing and smooching and having a nice cuddle. Fallon is paper and Darcy is rock. Fallon wants her to touch his… Outgoing Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois: I’m turning my comms tablet off now. Outgoing Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois: …Thanks, Cherry.

This whole conversation is fucking brilliant XD