a sharp slap across my face.
me: "Why does he have to slap her? That would be an on-sight, all ha ds on deck fight for me."
my huzzband: "how did he even slap her when her legs were in the way?"
me: "OMG - HOW DID HE SLAP HER WITH HER LEGS IN THE WAY????!!!!"😱😱😱😱
