“Declan, I have now finished hour six of doing everything you asked me to do. I know this thing you’re doing is a part of your sadistic game and I am willing to play. Very willing, but I am ready to get cracked… like an egg. Plowed… like a garden. Back broken… like Humpty. I don’t know what kind of video you’re going to get at 8:59, but whatever it is will be blamed on this wine.”
