“Why doesn’t Bonkyhort Cuttlefish simply pull out his sword and run the fiend through?” “It’s Benedict Cumberbatch. And he doesn’t have a sword because not everyone solves their problems with stabbing.” “Why not? It is the most efficient method. If you stab problem, no more problem. See?” Pax dances up to the screen and draws his sword. “Take that, foul vappa! You have the breath of sour wine! How dare you sully the name of Bendynoodle Custardbath.”
