The Headless Pilot and I had a run-in on my flight from Bali last year, and it was not a pleasant experience. I was on the loo, reading a smutty romance novel on my phone and enjoying hour three of absolutely no dead people when he stuck his torso through the bathroom door and shook his neck stub at me. I screamed bloody murder because that’s what you do when you have a see-through neck stub in your face, and the stewardess had to break down the door because she thought I was having some kind of fit. They didn’t believe my story about seeing a spider, and I’ve been banned from that airline for
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I can't stop cackling omg
