You're So Dead to Me (Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries, #1)

by Steffanie Holmes

Germans know how to run trains.

if the game jetlag has taught me anything, it's that this is a huge lie.

“You do have the kind of ankles that would make men weep.”

10/10

“I believe anything those pretty lips want to say to me. Tell me that the stars revolve around the sun⁠—” “—they do⁠—” “—or that the Romans are weak, or that the gods don’t exist, and I will defend your lies to my dying breath.”

“Trust me, a melancholy woman does not wish for space. She wishes for a fine, princely man to give her a jolly good rogering.”

remind me to show this line to my husband