You're So Dead to Me (Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries, #1)

by Steffanie Holmes

When I get annoyed, I like to stab things.

But when it comes to romance, I come from the ‘throw them over your shoulder and fuck them until their legs turn to jelly’ school of seduction.

“That’s what you get for messing with Buffalo Crumperbunts!” “His name is Benedict Cumberbatch,” I say. Pax’s smile grows wide with mischief. “Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch.”

“Welcome to team ‘haunt the bitches’?”

“Fuck it. Let’s haunt their asses.”

“You’ve never been normal. You’re extraordinary. You’re remarkable. Quite possibly enchanted. I saw it from the moment you were born.”

“Goodbye, my love. I’ll be counting the days until we meet again.”