You're So Dead to Me (Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries, #1)

by Steffanie Holmes

“By Saturn’s hairy scrotum,

“By Venus’ golden cunny, is it truly her?”

But look, she has grown buxom!

My be-testicled lance

“Will you kindly be quiet?” Which is British for “fuck off and die.”

“Fuck it. Let’s haunt their asses.”