You're So Dead to Me (Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries, #1)

by Steffanie Holmes

And now my verpa is standing at attention, and ghosts can’t jerk their own cucumbers, and it’s very annoying.

THE WORLD IS A BOOK, AND THOSE WHO DO NOT TRAVEL READ ONLY A PAGE.

when it comes to romance, I come from the ‘throw them over your shoulder and fuck them until their legs turn to jelly’ school of seduction.