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“Is tomorrow too soon? I’ve got a busload of American tourists booked in, and I was hoping not to have to cancel on them.”
Wait, it's the day before and this guy only sorted it out now? What if B wasnt there? Fuck those tourists then, I guess
mid-opium binge after he tripped over his own pantaloons and fell out of the turret window.
That's mad
But now that He lives there…it’s downright terrifying.
I swear to God, if it's a cat...
it’s just the pipes.
Lol no it's not
The power seems to be on the fritz.
Not quite
He’s a bat who moved in up there and your father decided to give him the run of the place.
HAHA NOT A CAT BUT A BAT
Ambrose taps his way over to the counter and inserts his face in the glass as I pour the beer inside.
Wait, I think this is a Harry Potter thing
corporeal
Take a shot every time someone says "corporeal"
but all that makes me think of is sliding my other sword into Bree…
So they all want to fuck someone they knew as an actual child?
“Albert’s dead, so we’re no use to him now. Maggie has the whole village to help her, and Bree has been living on her own for five years
Why do they seem super unbothered about a good friend's death??
But speaking of our holiday, we were wondering if we could talk to you about an idea we had.”
Wow, quick subject change! Didn't even want to ask how Albert died?
We were wondering if you could possibly keep things ticking over while we’re away?
Do they actually not care if she has a life or not?
“You won’t believe how randy your father gets after a couple of glasses of French wine—”
Someone just DIED. Of MURDER! Fucking psycho.
ADHD goldfish.
Are we still describing people like this? Really?
“Tell me more about your travels.”
Um, don't you have something to get back to?
“Dad, it’s a little crazy here, and the police are down at Maggie’s. I should go.”
They're not wondering why the cops are there?
CLICK.
You asshole
That’s so close to what Mum said when they gave me the news that I start crying harder.
Poor Albert right now, seriously.
Some ghost whisperer I am.
Bad.
The Fernsbys have lived in the gatehouse my entire life.
Yet the parents don't give a shit!
This is my unfinished business.”
How is it his unfinished business if this hapened after his death though? He coudn't have known
“That’s the real reason you’re so upset by this, isn’t it?”
Of course there's a selfish reason. It couldn't possibly be because a nice, innocent person was murdered!
Trust me, I know these things.
Why are you so irritating?
Get it? I’m hilarious.
No, you're not.
I’m afraid that with Maggie gone, I’m going to win the competition this year,
Linda is the murderer.
I run from the room before I let the ghosts see the tears falling from my eyes.
Oh, my God, get a grip.
“That blasted neighbour of yours lost all my money. I hope he rots in hell. No tip?”
Red herring?
“She’s a strange girl.”
I bet she sees ghosts too.
“I’m sorry, friend.
Why the fuck is B apologising? D is the one who brought B's bully into her own house.
five years ago.
But she's still a bitch. We saw that like 5 seconds ago.
Nevermore Bookshop?”
Original.
I know you said she might’ve poisoned her husband, but she really does make the yummiest things.
So fucking insensitive.
“Fine.
Shut up!!!!
“That’s it!”
Good!
twenty-something
Does she not know how old she is?
fight me)
No
I need to get baking!”
Your husband was just murdered!!!
“I did it!”
FUCKING CALLED IT
