An Abundance of Katherines

by John Green

I don’t think God gives a shit if we have a dog or if a woman wears shorts. I think He gives a shit about whether you’re a good person.”

“Let it out, let it out,” and then Colin said, “But I can’t, because if I let it out it’ll sound like a bullfrog’s mating call,”

Smartypants, getting a gun in Gutshot, Tennessee, is easier than getting chlamydia from a hooker.”