Married to the Alien Cowboy (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides, #1)
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“They would not all be my women,” he said awkwardly. “But one could be mine. And the others could live with us if they so chose. I have space.” “You have space inside your skull is what you have,” Zohro muttered.
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Tails were very useful things. Maybe she’ll have a third arm to compensate…
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My husband was packing what could easily be considered a murder weapon in most galactic jurisdictions, and I figured it was just plain irresponsible not to try to get a better look now. This was for my own future health and general genital safety, damnit!
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There she went again with her promises. Why did she feel the need to promise me anything when I was already so wholly undeserving of her?
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So he did have ears after all. And, my God, they were the cutest fucking ears I’d ever seen, alien or human.
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It occurred to me as I thoughtfully squeezed more cream from the tube that it might have been months, or maybe even years, since Silar had been touched by another person.
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I wondered if humans only ever did the kiss ritual at weddings. I did not see how we could have another wedding so that I could repeat the experience. But maybe they also did the kiss thing at other important ceremonies, like funerals.
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And now my cock was so hard I could have hung my blasted hat upon it if I’d wanted to.
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“Managed by the warden? What, is he like a financial officer, too? That man sure wears a lot of hats.” “I’ve only ever seen him wear one hat. Though he may have more,” I told her with some discomfort.
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“It happens when a Zabrian feels…” Feels like he wants to rut his wife like an animal. “Strong emotion,” I finished, my throat seizing on the words.
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Until the trial. Until I learned that speaking, telling your story, using as many words as you could to defend yourself… Was utterly useless.
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She’d been submerged up to her chest in that cold water and now the ends of her udders were about to fall off and it was all my fault. Even what I was doing now – trying to warm her flesh and restore healthy blood flow – was not working. If anything, these frost-toothed spots were only getting harder!
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and quietly impressed by his wife’s absolute balls-to-the-walls energy.
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He’d also eaten all his sausages and was eyeing the other plate with a slightly hilarious look of longing in his eyes.