Married to the Alien Cowboy (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides, #1)

by Ursa Dax

And it wasn’t just rippling muscles he had to spare, because when he tossed down the hose and turned around, I came face-to-dick with the biggest phallus I’d ever seen. Holy hills of Terra.

“What’s ‘kiss?’” my new husband asked.

Feelin' very Ice Planet Barbarians here

Silar took care of his property. Of his house. Of his animals.