Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, Expanded Edition: What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment
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Nothing on this planet can compare with a woman’s love—it is kind and compassionate, patient and nurturing, generous and sweet and unconditional. Pure. If you are her man, she will walk on water and through a mountain for you, too, no matter how you’ve acted out, no matter what crazy thing you’ve done, no matter the time or demand. If you are her man, she will talk to you until there just aren’t any more words left to say, encourage you when you’re at rock bottom and think there just isn’t any way out, hold you in her arms when you’re sick, and laugh with you when you’re up. And if you’re her ...more
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That’s a woman’s love—it stands the test of time, logic, and all circumstance.
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It’s a special signal we men all recognize and respect as the universal code for “off-limits.”
DelaneyLee
Steve buddy some men do indeed not respect that
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or shall we say, he’s not your man, because he will eventually do this for someone’s daughter, maybe not you.
DelaneyLee
What the fuck Steve.
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No-brainer. Men. Need. Sex. We love it. Ain’t nothin’ on this planet like it, nothing else we want that bad on a continuous basis, nothing else we simply cannot live without.
DelaneyLee
Disgusting.
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mood. But the excuses can’t go on forever. You can play your man short if you want to. No matter how much a man loves his wife, his family, his house, his role as the man of the house, the one who’s bringing in all the money into family account, maybe even putting a little extra into yours, if you mess around and start shelling out the cookie in crumbs, it’s going to be a problem.
DelaneyLee
Wtf.
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You figure that if you’ve told him you love him; given him your mind, your body, and your time; moved in with him; shared the bills with him; done his laundry; cooked his food; borne his children; and said an enthusiastic, “I do,” in front of the Lord, the pastor, your mother, and all her best friends and yours, too, the least your man can do is honor what is most sacred to you: the promise of fidelity.
DelaneyLee
Makes perfect sense to me
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Cheating is not one of them. Now, we men? We understand this. We know what it takes to tip, we’re capable of calculating the collateral damage that comes with getting caught, and we know that getting back into the graces of the woman we cheated on—and her mother, and her friends, and anyone else who’s sympathized with her having to resurrect herself from such a devastating life event—will require a Herculean effort. Still, we do it.
DelaneyLee
I want to punch u Steve
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Men cheat because . . . They can.
DelaneyLee
Okay and I could murder you but I don’t do it?
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Had that compliment not come through, I would have been salty about having to sit around with the kids all day when there were so many other things that I could have been doing—and wanted to do.
DelaneyLee
Poor you you had to watch YOUR OWN kids.
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Now, I’m convinced that being a girl is a lost art form—something that every woman can use some lessons in. So I’ve taken the liberty of showing you how to be a girl in some of the basic but most important situations in which you’ll find yourself with a man.
DelaneyLee
Yes pls Steve tell me how to be a girl!
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Don’t wear a T-shirt to bed every night—a little lingerie never hurt anybody.
DelaneyLee
Yes it did have you never had a front wedgie?
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He tells me he loves me and wants me to have his children. My biological clock is ticking like crazy, and we have been trying for the past year to get pregnant, to no avail (I believe that this is a sign). The problem is that he says he does not want to be in a committed relationship or marriage because he doesn’t want to answer to anyone.
DelaneyLee
Then how about don’t have his kids cause what that’s a way bigger commitment
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To his credit, her boyfriend did come through with a ring. But she’s been wearing it for seven years now,
DelaneyLee
Yeesh