footprint on the back of his seat—it shows he’s not so fussy about messy kids (because nothing wrecks your car quicker than having kids; his seats will see the inside of a Happy Meal). 18. He can make it through a one-on-one game with your child and maybe even let him win once (Note: dunking on an eight-year-old and yelling, “In your face!” is not something a good potential father would do). 19. He’s willing and able to teach you how to play a sport—which shows he has the patience of Job. 20. He’s willing to go to family functions with you and the kids—even after hearing the stories about
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