THE UNHINGED BEST MAN : A NOVELLA

by M Monique

“Half the night I watched you sleep. The other half I couldn’t believe we were laying in the same bed, cuddled up like how I used to see us. I’m not gon’ lie. It’s like I’m fuckin’ dreaming.”

😍😍😍 Such a sweetheart!!!!

“You not only gon’ put up with me, you gon’ love that shit. Tell me we not a couple again, and I’ma duct tape ya pussy lips together.”

Sweetheart? More like a sour patch kid. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Just like they a couple, we a couple. We stuck just like they gon’ be if you keep fuckin’ with me.”

“Boston, I’m sorry. They showed up, we tried to deescalate the situation⁠—” “First of all, that’s a damn lie. I know Poppi. Shit got real and quick.”

If Poppi is anything, she is about that action!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣