Eyeballs … again. If it’s any consolation, I don’t know why I keep writing them into books because eyeball shit freaks me the fuck out Also eyelids. Yep. We’re there now I’m not sure as I really ruin cotton candy as much as maybe just defile it Possibly sausages and/or hot dogs Ill-advised use of staple guns Are drug-addicted raccoons a trigger? Debate! Clowns Sexy clowns Medical trauma including serious injury, ambulances, open fractures, puncture wounds, blood loss, hospitals, surgical recovery Impaling (not the sexy kind, but okay … that too) References to domestic physical abuse (not
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