You Should've Kept Driving

by M.A. Savino

“Take off her clothes, Benny. Let’s see how she enjoys being naked.” I love being naked. Let’s do it.

But cats like to toy with their food before they eat.

“Jenny, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m going to slice you open and release your guts onto the floor like a fucking piñata.”

“Benny, Benny, Bo, Benny, little dick and ho Jenny, beep bop bo beep, beep; you’re a creep.” I sing cheerfully.

Jenny sits up behind Benny. “For the love of God, shut her up.” “Dead, dead so dead, you’re going to lose your heads, beep bop boo bop dead, so dead,” I continue singing.