You Should've Kept Driving

by M.A. Savino

“You think you’re funny?” I raise my eyebrows and nod. I’m fucking hysterical.

As for Jenny, I don’t know what the hell they were thinking of taking her. She had to have been someone Benny picked. I don’t know much about her, but from what I've seen, she’s a trifling bitch.

“You better hope you secure me well, Benny-boy. Because if I get my hands on that tiny cock of yours, I’m going to cut it off, tie a string to the end of it and stuff it in Jenny's pussy like a fucking tampon.”

“You both must be used to smelling like shit because you both fucking reek.”

“Benny, Benny, Bo, Benny, little dick and ho Jenny, beep bop bo beep, beep; you’re a creep.” I sing cheerfully.

‘You should’ve kept driving.’ ~Odeya

“Odeya? That’s your real name?” Ari turns and looks at me. “Odeya Willamina Parks.”

“Well, you have Jenny to thank.”

I just fucking remembered Jenny said there was no more meat!!!!!

I believe he loved her too but didn’t know how to show it without hurting her—possessing her, controlling her, killing her.

The truth of many fucked up stories.

“So, you did love her?” I chuckle. “Well, don’t worry—a part of her will always be with you.”

“I love you too, Femi.”

I fuckin knew it!!!! ohhhhhh bitch i knew it right when he was mentioned

I wipe a dab of his spit from my brow, purse my lips, and smack him across his vile, foul-smelling mouth with one of his leg cutlets, leaving streaks of blood across his face.

“It’s beer-battered boneless Griffin thighs.” “Oh, my. Is it a family recipe?” He cuts a piece and stuffs it in his yap.

“You know for a cannibalistic serial killer; you worry too much.”

awww