You Should've Kept Driving

by M.A. Savino

Ari points at Benny’s butt and grins. “I think your hemorrhoid is bleeding.”

Hahaha i love her

“Jenny, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m going to slice you open and release your guts onto the floor like a fucking piñata.”

I turn my head to face him with a bright and sexually satisfied smile. “I love you too, Femi.” Meow.

Fuckingknew it!!!!

I close my eyes and slap his nipples on my lids. “How do I look with brown eyes?”

This bitch is UNHINGED! Hahaha wtf

Did I mean it? Okay, maybe not. But he let go, and I didn’t want to have to run him over, so I call that a win.

Lol