When our server arrives, I decide on three separate appetizers as well as the most expensive entrée, topping off my order with an entire bottle of wine. Margot stares daggers at me, but I’m unperturbed. In fact, the whole situation is getting funnier by the minute. The more upset she gets, the more I want to poke at her, see how she reacts. She offered to treat me to a meal, right? Well, she’s about to treat me like chain restaurant royalty.

