Molly invites me to get ready for the dance in her dorm room. I’m not sure why I say yes – well, I do know why. It’s because Molly’s offer comes with the complimentary services of a professional hairstylist and makeup artist, which saves me from trying to dig my ten-year-old curling iron out of the closet. The last time I tried using it, it nearly electrocuted me to death.