“And I could tell you that I won’t say a word,” I continue. “And mean it. Because, as much as I’ve liked playing detective these past few days, I’m way too selfish to die for a guy that wouldn’t even make small talk with me. But I’m guessing that doesn’t matter because, honesty aside, I’m a liability, and I think you’re going to kill me, anyway.”
See? This is why I love her. My girl actually has functioning neurons!!
