"My parents won't care," Baelfire confidently insists. "I'm the Entity's scourge. I'm very literally a heartless, unnatural, death-fueled monster. Does that scream take her home to meet the parents to you?" she asks dryly. Crypt abruptly appears next to us and grins. "It does, actually. I, for one, couldn't wait to introduce you to my parent." "And now he's dead," our keeper points out. He leans down to kiss the tip of her nose. "My point exactly, and yet another reason I adore you." Twisted bastard.
