“Is that why the Nightmare Prince is with you, too? Hells and bells! Hate ‘em or love ‘em, the gods do have one wild fucking sense of humor, huh? Hey, you know, you’re a scary little fuck, but you’re kinda hot, so if you’re looking to add to your bouquet of dicks, mine’s not half bad—” I hang up before the four extremely pissed-off matches surrounding me can snap my burner phone in half.
