“On the contrary, I take Lily’s health very seriously.” He pushes my cup of water closer to me. I respond by kicking my foot out. I aim for the leg of his chair, but I accidentally hit his shin instead. Oops. “One kind act doesn’t make you a hero,” I reply with a tight smile. “So you admit I’m kind.” “Only on rare occasions when it benefits you.” “In what way did you puking all over my Ferragamos benefit me?” My sister’s mouth falls open. “Wait. She what?” “There’s a reason Lily skipped out on her regular passion-fruit vodka seltzer tonight.”