“Anybody ever tell you that you’re the most infuriating person on the fucking planet?” I hissed. “Yes, actually.” She turned, flashing her teeth in a proud smile. “I think it’s a wonderful compliment. “Figures. Psychotic people always do have grand delusions.” “Do not call me psychotic!” “Or what? You going to slap me in the face with another piece of chicken?” I scoffed. “I’ll break every goddamn bone in your body before I disembowl you and make you eat your own fucking intestines.”

