Can a werewolf get a vampire pregnant? the first question read. Apparently, user Nathaniel’sJuiceBox99 was writing a fic and wanted to feature something called “mpreg.” What the fuck was that? Devin knew about fan fiction in the abstract. They were little stories people wrote about the characters. Occasionally someone brought a printed-out copy of one to a convention for him to sign. From what he gathered, most of them were real horny. He kept scrolling. Man, these people had a lot of questions about werewolf dicks. And some of this stuff sounded painful.

