Captured (Highgate Preparatory Academy #1)

by Rosa Lee

I always knew I belonged in Gryffindor!

I swear every time that man speaks, somewhere a fairy orgasms.

“Did you just…” I start, staring at him, completely stunned and feeling giddy. “Did you just fucking Beauty and the Beast me?”

Being the mature person that I am, I stick my tongue out at him.

chips are life!

I'm going to die if this keeps up. My gravestone shall read; ‘Here lies Lilly Darling. Died from horniness.’

Why are guys’ arms so fucking sexy? All the better to pin you down with, duh.

“Lilly Darling, I'm so fucking in love with you it hurts. I've been in love with you since the moment I saw you buck ass naked in that shower, singing Get Off My Dick.”

Suddenly, he snatches the vibrator off me, goes over to the window, opens it, and throws poor Mr Twinkles out into the grey October afternoon whilst shouting “Timber!”

Fucking turnip.

“You were made for them, cara mia, lo credo veramente,”