Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist (Maple Hollow, #1)
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“They’re drawn to the haunted wood,” she said. “It pulls on all things paranormal.” I started searching around the room for hidden cameras. Had my sister suddenly developed a penchant for practical jokes? “You’re saying this town is like the Hellmouth in Buffy?”
Monica
Livin on a hellmouth! Good times. Good times.
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Was she queer, or was she just magical? Although a lot of times, it felt like the same thing.
Monica
Isn’t the Venn diagram basically a circle??
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She can’t turn me into a newt or something, can she?”
Monica
I got better….
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“I worked so hard to build this place, to gain the locals’ trust, and you come in here and in two days you fuck it up like you always do!”
Monica
That’s not fair. How’s she supposed to know everyone’s allergies?!?
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“Sweaty palms,” Billy said with a chuckle. “But brave.” “Sweating is our family’s superpower,” Harlow said. “Not as cool as you hulking out, but . . .”
Monica
HEY SAME!!! Superpower twinsies!!!
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“You’d be surprised. There’s a pretty big overlap between the paranormal and rainbow communities.”
Monica
It’s true!!
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Maybe I should book the U-Haul now
Monica
Hahaha. And become a lesbian stereotype
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“Goddess, does every girl in this town have a boner for you?” Lou snarked. “You've got even the fishmonger all doe-eyed.”
Monica
lol lady boners for all!
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“You of all people know how important this is to me.” I swore I heard her voice wobble. “Tomorrow morning, leave the order at the back door.”
Monica
Willow. PLEASE take the stick out of your ass before everyone who loves you stops speaking to you.
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But there was some other note underneath that I couldn’t quite place.
Monica
Alcohol? Someone is fucking with the people of your town big time
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“Do I have to knock on them like melons or . . .” I really wanted to say that I’d love to knock on her melons, but after the shears debacle, I decided against it.
Monica
😂💀💀😂
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hulks
Monica
Hulk out makes this a proper noun!
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“I’m not really into fish. Sorry.” Not a complete lie, but something inside of me was telling me to decline her offer.
Monica
🎶That fish is poooisionnnn🎶
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“We had a date planned. The same day Lou lost control of her roller skates and crashed straight into Jordyn. And Jordyn canceled our date the second she collided with that filthy, little human.”
Monica
Ope!!