Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist (Maple Hollow, #1)

by Ali K. Mulford

Had she been relegated to an immortality of wearing the lesbian staple outfit of chunky shoes and cargo pants?

“Did you seriously take my favorite shirt to the afterlife?”

Demons give off more finance-bro vibes. Vampires give off more Victorian-royalty-who-wants-to-drink-your-blood vibes.”

It was an odd feeling to miss someone who was right in front of you.

Was it weird to think that someone had the perfect-sized boobs for their body?

“So monsters are real and they serve ice cream in little New England towns? Awesome.”

but more than anything, I wanted to listen to the pretty witch beside me talk about everything under the sun and stars.

There’s a pretty big overlap between the paranormal and rainbow communities.”

but tonight, I’d leave it at a sweet, little kiss—a question mark—that she could answer when she was ready.

At the beginning of the month, it’s customary to blow cinnamon across the threshold of your home for good luck and protection.”

“Let’s get this over with. It’s colder than a witch’s tit out here.”

Ugh. My witchy bits were fluttering.

Have your eyes just been extra watery the past few weeks? Cutting lots of onions? And we just so happen to be running low on tissues constantly?”

I love you like it’s magic.”