“Oooh,” I singsonged. “Your first co-hosted party. Does this mean you two are an official couple now? You in love?” She smiled softly and stared down at her hands in her lap. I froze. “Holy fuck. You are!” Jagger’s eyes lit up. “He’s amazing. He’s so sweet and kind—” “And hot as fuck,” Meredith jumped in. “I bet his dick is massive.” Jagger giggled and lowered her voice again. “The sex is off-the-charts amazing. Like, multiple-times-a-night mind-blowing.”