I stared at the hideous green-and-gold uniform in the mirror, twisting left and right, but there wasn’t an angle that magically made it any better. I traipsed out into the living room. Selina’s eyes widened. “Oh my.” “I know,” I grumped. “It’s hideous.” “There’s a reason none of the kids at your school wear the uniform. And that right there is it.” We both dissolved into laughter.