“I remember when you were eleven and got a ring out of a cereal box and wore it every day for a month, then you and Lachie got into a fight, and he broke it on you. So you let the air out of his bike tires.” “It was my Stanley Cup ring!” Stanley Cup? “It was cheap plastic with a purple heart on the top.” “But it was my cheap plastic with a purple heart on the top. He was just a dick.”
