Under Locke

by Mariana Zapata

I looked up at him and smiled. Did he smile in return? No. But I brushed it off and lifted a shoulder.

Nice legs. Thick thighs. But most importantly, the thighs of a jerk.

Crayola Blue eyes

sexy

“Babe.”

sir?????

In front of clients, he was relaxed and easygoing.

classic

Babe. Guh.

irises the same shade as a crayon.

girl help

“Belly button, babe.”

just say you're skinny and go

“You ain’t lyin’.”

agddhajsdrtghmhgfdfbgdcx

"I don't really talk a lot." His eyes narrowed just a little bit. "You talk to everybody else."

and I felt guilty. Really guilty.

i still dont understand if its desirable or not like they pulled straws because everyone wanted to go or because everyone didnt want to

Though I still wasn’t sure whether this was something to consider a win or not.

He made a choking sound. “Charlie?”

all because your property taxes went up?"

john mulaney and you spent it already

A two and a half hour

is that all

“Your butt should be a weapon of mass destruction.”

your butt is the bomb

And he didn’t even find me attractive enough to be polite when referring to my looks. Not even a little and it made my sternum burn.

but not handsome enough to tempt mee

"Babe, button up your fuckin' sweater. Everybody can see your tits like that."

bruh??

I'm gonna to spoil the shit out of 'em."

ahhhhhhhh

Blue and her quiet nature.

blue is just there for decoration

I wanted to vomit out my nerves.

mood

If they could do it, so could I. It was just a matter of time.

locking those Crayola blue eyes on me.

were and how to use the tricky hot water,

i swear to god all she ever does is shower

had the same sky blue eyes Trip did.

u stupid

should i watch sons of anarchy

Those dark blue orbs narrowed

its not a sin to say eyes

Dex dropped down to his haunches, eye level with me.

how short is she

"Whatever you want, your majesty."

oh no

when will she organise his kitchen

"That's what she

oh k. so we have one (1) joke and we're sticking to it

considering my name meant rainbow,

wha

“Couch sucks, babe.”

you!!! did that on purpose!!!!

I had no idea what he was doing. Knowing him, probably not getting dressed.

hes just like. lounging in the bed with his hair sticking up on all sides looking cozy as hell and watching her

sooty cobalt eyes

two gift bags

karaoki machine in a gift bag lol ok

I mumbled something to her that meant nothing and was easily forgotten.

Egg-less potato salad,

im sorry what is eggfull potato salad

"You're fine there."

youll fit me just right

Morton’s toe

who

the boy wizard’s movies at

lollll

I wasn’t planning on saying yes no matter how cute and tall he was. I had no business dragging someone into the same stagnant pit I had VIP passes to. I didn't have my own place, I'd barely caught up on all of my bills, and I had no clue what I was doing with my life. Realistically what did I have to offer anyone?

big mood

The look on my face was organic what-the-fuck.

curling my lips

what does that even mean . all i can picture is broad city ilana face

I'd always been tattoo-less, homeless, poor and untalented, so why did it matter all of a sudden?

Talented, employed, a homeowner and tatted. My antithesis.

Liam licked his lips in a move that most women would probably find sexy, but I found overkill.

lol

His tongue dueled mine

for dominance

with his tongue in my throat and his teeth at my jaw

at he same time?

Trip was his son? Trip was Luther's son?

y sh so dumb