“Oh, I’m sorry, Nurse Gaylord,” I found myself shouting. “Maybe you aren’t aware of the fact that New Jersey just happens to be the rectum of the United fucking States of America—” I was trying to do something, maybe fling myself off the toilet so that I could crawl out the door and across the river back home to the city. “It’s where dreams die. It’s where everything good turns to mountains and mountains of shit that you can smell for miles on the turnpike, which by the way is the only useful contribution this entire state has ever provided to the citizens of America. Do you know how sad that
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