He’s ready for a normal life. On land. With his morbid little beauty. Her gallows humor, that massive black cloud of hair, and her fierce, kissable mouth. That black cottage on the beach. Bringing breakfast to the girl in his bed. Cryptozoology Monthly, peanut butter crackers, whatever it is that will make her happy. He’ll overpay for helicopter rides to any and all haunted locations. And most of all, he can’t wait to hear her call him her Very Tall Asshole until the end of their days.
