“I don’t want to be a main character. I want to be that statue in the corner of the room that sometimes gets mistaken for a ghost and scares the shit out of people.”
Bringing breakfast to the girl in his bed. Cryptozoology Monthly, peanut butter crackers, whatever it is that will make her happy. He’ll overpay for helicopter rides to any and all haunted locations.
Is this too much to ask for?
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