“I gave birth to a child, Hayes. My pain tolerance is a hell of a lot higher than yours.” “Loser does the dishes tonight.” “You’ve got yourself a deal.” I don’t care that I’m openly flirting with her in front of my teammates. I don’t care that Maverick is smirking at me and Ethan is pretending to gag. I don’t care that Emmy is filming us and no doubt going to upload the footage to social media and title it: Hockey player loses to hot mom, because this is fucking fun.