Piper Are you free tonight? Me Is this for a media thing? Piper No. It’s more of a personal thing…? Me Those dots aren’t ominous at all. Piper I don’t know how else to explain it… Me I think you’re a nice woman, Piper. I value our friendship, but I really don’t need Liam decking me in the face. I’m going to politely decline your advances. I don’t reciprocate your feelings, and I’m sorry. Piper Ew. You think I’m hitting on you? You’re like my BROTHER, Hudson. My god.
