Escaping the Friendzone (Monsters of Moonvale, #3)

by Emily Antoinette

Finding out my attraction to Ariana wasn’t one-sided woke up the dominant beast inside that me demands I take care of her, cherish her, and claim her as mine.

Listen for as cliche as this is, i’m smiling like an idiot

and a very large monster dick.

That’s what i’m here for bay-beeeee

I doubt anyone will be looking between my thighs in a dark escape room.

Famous last words

the kitty titties!

Amazing

Ariana’s sweet body is only for those who she deems worthy of looking at it.

I love this actually

A tense bubble of laughter comes out of me,

Me too gurl

It hurts that the mean voice inside me is right, but it’s a pain I’m familiar with.

It's like this author is voicing my innermost insecurities

A minute passes with no reply.

This man is probably on his way to your house

Unable to leave it alone, I message again to make things crystal clear.

Noooo dont do it

on my chin. I should’ve redyed my hair, or at least washed

Girl me too

It feels dirty and a little taboo, and I must be a freak, because that makes me like it even more.

FINALLY SOMEONE MATCHED MY FREAK

He rolls his shoulders and groans softly.

Hot

“You’ve gotta stop saying romantic shit like that.”

I say this toooo

as if mentally assessing his capacity for taking monster dick.

Would i pass this test though?

I’d have to be an absolute idiot to let a man like this go without even trying to make it work.

I agree

“I haven’t let anyone take care of me. It’s easier to not ask for anything than to be let down when someone decides I’m not worth the effort.”

I couldn't have said it better myself

“You’re worth it. Fuck anyone who told you otherwise. Including that mean voice in your head.”

The voice in my head is so mean bro

catastrophizing

I have no idea how to say this

I quickly strip the bed and put on sheets that aren’t coated in cum.

I refuse to believe it didn't go down to the mattress

cocksleeve?”

Something about this i just like

Maybe put a pom pom on the ends to look extra cute…

This is so cute *crying emojis*

“You will never be a burden. I’ve waited my whole life to have someone to spoil and take care of.”

*wistful sigh*

acumen

Good word

“I think we should induct her into our monster fucker society,”

Me whenever i meet someone new