Escaping the Friendzone (Monsters of Moonvale, #3)

by Emily Antoinette

This happens with all of my leggings—my thighs are too powerful to be contained.

“Ariana ‘I love a challenge’ Sawyer is backing out of an escape room because we don’t have the optimal number of people?” He shakes his head with a laugh, obviously goading me.

“It’s a maze!” I exclaim. Scanning over the pillar, my brain starts to go into analytical mode. “I wonder if the symbols on the pillar correspond with things we’ll find in there. Or maybe they’re guides to what direction to go… This is so cool!”

I’m just glad I don’t skip leg day.

A vision of her soaking in my tub while I massage her scalp floats through my mind.

“Fuck yeah. I’d give my left nut for you to be my girlfriend.”

“Dude, I didn’t ever bring up monster sex because I thought it’d be weird for me to ask! Please talk to me about this. My friend Kelly is a witch, so she knows about monsters, but she’s a lesbian with a strong aversion to any conversations that involve dicks.”

“I’m kidding. I know I put off more feral raccoon energy than hot bitch energy.”

Same girl, same!