Her mother texted her a very preachy, when-are-you-going-to-learn lecture. You know your sleep is going to get all messed up. You always forget what happens, and then you just keep repeating the same hell over and over. Maddy nodded, her face forged with seriousness, and responded, Says the woman who had three children Maddy’s face then exploded with laughter. She’s sure her mother’s face did not.