Any Trope but You

by Victoria Lavine

How can she write romance novels if she believes love is Satan’s pyramid scheme?

Cackling

“There’s nothing worse than ‘moist,’ Margot.” “Except ‘moist member.’ ”

Agreed

Is wood chopping an Olympic sport? If not, it should be. I’ve never felt more patriotic in my life.

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big Heathcliff energy

Heheheh

Swiftian reinvention,

In my Swiftian Era

lumbersexual flannel

I wheezed

scented candle in here called Cedar and Muscles,

“You don’t have to go,” I hear my mouth say, like I’m a hand puppet being controlled by my vagina.

I would be too girl

Forrest wipes a hand down his face. Rubs it across his broad chest like he’s checking for a heartbeat. I do an involuntary Kegel.

FORCE MAJEURE ACKNOWLEDGED UNDER THE TERMS OF COITUS SURPRISUS!!!

Taylor dropped her newest rerelease, and Cooper has no appreciation for her early work.

Dump him