DOESN’T VENMO YOU FOR COFFEE: If your “friend” Venmos you $6.47 for a matcha latte, you will immediately see them in small-claims court. It’s volatile, disrespectful, and a personal attack. If they don’t think they will ever see you again and don’t think you’re worth a Venti iced caramel macchiato with almond milk and an extra shot of espresso, then they can go fuck themselves. We wish them bad coffee breath for life.
