The girl I was seeing didn’t like cops either. She called them “The Pigs.” I always wondered why calling cops “pigs” was disparaging. I’d rather be a pig than a cop. Pigs are adorable. If anything, it’s a compliment. If I walked around town and everyone called me a pig, I’d think, This is amazing. It would feel like we were all playing some cute make-believe game.
So cute
